I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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