ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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