You're so nebulous sometimes
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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