So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize