I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
So squirting runs in the family.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
jump out the window naked night went bad
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