I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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