But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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