Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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