White coat. Heels.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
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