I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
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