What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Randomize
