Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I'm too high and old for this...
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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