Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
