I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
i came on her dog
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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