Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
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