where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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