She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
It all started with a game of naked twister.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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