Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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