I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I had to cum in my sink.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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