We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Randomize