So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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