People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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