Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Why is your signature on my underwear?
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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