it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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