Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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