I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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