Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
You don't make any sense
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