I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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