You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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