doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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