I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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