we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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