its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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