I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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