my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Randomize
