i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
She's like a pop up book from hell.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
