woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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