i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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