would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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