You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
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