Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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