when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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