whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Randomize