he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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