I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Just pee around me
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
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