Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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