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After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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