she looked like the before picture.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
