thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
He did a backflip because drugs
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
