I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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