I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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