Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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